Bill Engvall - Slim Jims

Slims jims!! ...yummy!!

k-day!!

san francisco's 15th annual korean day parade & festival in celebration of korea's independence day

and the chinese came...

bokko dance

the latest korean dance club rave? oh boy!...

wait...wut?!...one nodda bugga??!!!!!

everyone stay asking why i wen move ova to da kine fransancisco (as one keiki wen call it one time) and g wen suggest dat i blog it so dis is wut it is.

i stay tinking it was seven yeas befoa wen i wen visit my modda like i did every yea. i wen tink to myself, ho brah, i like move to da kine fransancisco too brah. it's so fool of fun over hea l'dhat and i goin' be closa to my modda. i was tinking it's one gooood idea for me if i move over hea. get lots for do and so many places for shop. ho brah, i goin' do it...i goin' move. so if my tinking stay correct l'daht, seven yeas laytah, hea i stay...in fransancisco boo. yea, seven yeas laytahs. but dat no madda cuz i stay hea now. i wen move up in august, on da second. ho cuz! i still cannot beleev daht i stay hea! man! over hea stay so cold in august...wat wen happen to da kine summer time l'daht??

i wanted for move earliah but dea wuz da kine "VAA-RHEE-US" reasons why i needed fo stay back. anyway, i wen pray about 'um and da picture in my head wen finally come clea couple months ago. dea stay tings i said i would move afta i finish and i wen bring 'um to completion and dea stay odda tings dat stay no moa in my capabilities to handle and i wen need fo give 'um to god already and get on wit my life. and plus too i was missing my modda and sista (who wen move up hea in twotaosenandtree) so much. and i wanted fo go back school to get da kine more edumacation l'daht fo' get smatta in da brain and stuff. and den i needed change cuz i was getting so lazy in hawaii l'daht. so dat's why i wen move up hea. actu-a-lee, dea's more reasons but doz stay da main ones.

but so funny, i gotta share about one experience i had...befoa i wen fly to fransancisco, i wen visit my friends j&b in da kine hilo for grind wit 'um and it was $70 cheapa for fly to fransancisco from hilo den from honolulu boo! no kidding brah! dat's for real cuz!! same airlines too and den! but the odda funny ting is my flight for hilo to fransancisco wuz supposed to have only one layover in honolulu, but dea was one nodda layover afta dat in kona! so i wen from hilo to honolulu to kona to fransancisco!! crazyness brah!! but tanks to my goodest friend a, who wen give me one awesome book to read while i stay flying, called "the big bento box of unuseless japanese inventions"...yeah, "unuseless"...inventions in japan dat stay useful but not really cuz...like one men's tie dats one umbrella or one umbrella wit one bike ringa at da handle or one headband wit hooks on boths sides fo hook one laydees purse and keep da kine hands free brah...so funny boo!! only her would get me one book l'daht! i wuz laughing so much! tanks a!

anywayz, i miss my frenz and ohana in hawaii nei and da warm weadda...but fo now, deas ting fo see, good grinds fo try, money fo make so i can go places fo shop and odda places fo experience, one edumacation fo get and da kine peopo fo meet.

laytahs boo! -honeygirl

dot's identical twin!!

look! i found dot's identical twin in san francisco!!

the tea cup set...oh boy.

so before the move from hawaii, i was trying to sell these tea cups at a dollar each, including the saucer. i was missing 2 sets so i threw the box away and displayed 4 sets at my "apt sale" (b/c i didn't have a garage) and no one bought them. i ended up donating them to goodwill.

well i'm in san francisco now and the other day, i noticed the matching sugar and cream holders on my mom's dining table. i told her i donated matching tea cups w/saucers to goodwill in hawaii. she pulls out this tea cup and saucer and asks, "did it look like this one?" and i'm like, "yes! that's the one! i had 4 sets." it turns out when she left hawaii she only packed the sugar and cream holders and 2 tea cups w/saucers. these were painted by a famous korean artist and they are antiques. the set of 6 tea cups w/saucers was $500!!!!! the sugar and cream holders were a set for another $100!!!!!

GHAAAAAAAA!!

aloha, the san francisco way!

this is my mom in front of a merchant stand at the aloha festival.
no, not in hawaii, in san francisco.
is everyone moving to the bay area or something?

anyway, i asked a couple of the merchants a couple of questions...
me: where in hawaii are you guys from?
merchant 1: uh, we're not from hawaii.
me: where in hawaii is this business based out of?
merchant 2: actually, we're based out of san jose.
o...kay.....then.

the aloha festival in san francisco folks. ...60 degrees, windy, overcast, slightly drizzling. ...there's mango-shoyu chicken plates (the chicken is very burnt on the outside...i wonder if it's because they have to grill it forever to get the insides to cook in this cold weather). it comes with poke that looks like lomilomi, mac salad and 2 scoops of rice for $12. ...and there's shaved ice. ...and what would an aloha festival be w/out entertainment?...various hula halaus of different ages including little girls in hula skirts and bikini-like tops freezing their bottoms off, music artists dressed in their hawaiian paniolo outfits and the songs from lilo and stitch. very exciting. you should come check it out. yes you should.

oh...it's real

an actual sign at the airline gate.

dragon mama

i found her! the dragon mama lives in hilo!!

picking blueberries

here's h&f picking bluberries.
are they both wearing blue? too cute.

hoodies

awhhh...how cute yeah?
...still on cloud 9.

the trifold wallet...dual usage

and here, "the hottie" demonstrates how one can also use a men's trifold wallet to get some beauty sleep.

thank you. goodnight.

telephone pole

very random....on nimitz, by the kmart parking lot. do you see the telephone pole that was chopped? ...on the left of the full size telephone pole? i don't understand this. can somebody explain this to me please?

Bart Simpson

"Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ." -Bart Simpson

(Huh?? Um, okay.)

james and the chicken

man and his toy? ...oh boy.
aya...that's your "hottie." y...eah.

Princess Go-dhee Lawks

Ah, Princess Go-dhee Lawks
Sister to Princess Fern
Fashionette
Fantabulous
Full of life
Phenomenal!!...that she is!
>wink!<

Princess Fern

This is Princess Fern.

My "goodest" friend.

She is cool.

She has power...FLOWER POWER.

We have fun.

We "LOVE" Walmart.

Yey!! ^.^

korean girls do emotion

sometimes, when i'm with a bunch of people, i randomly laugh out loud and people look at me with that "what's so funny?" look. my response is usually, "oh, i was just thinking about something." well, this video is the kind of thing that pops up in my head. ha!~ha!~ ...yes, it's random. i don't know why, but that's what i'm thinking about. ...and if i tried to explain it, it either wouldn't be as funny as i pictured it in my head or i would laugh so hard, i wouldn't be able to explain the whole thing. hence, my response, "oh, i was just thinking about something."

kiss - because i'm a girl

it's amazing how much drama can be covered in one song! however, what confuses me is that he loves her so much that he sacrifices his eyes for her, but then, he leaves her??? what the heck? did i miss something? okay, okay, it's drama...it ain't real life. ^.^ ...and does she run after him at the end? or does she let him go? huh? huh? huh?! drama!! gotta love it.

Oh...my.....GOSH!!

I finally started a blog. ...yes, I can't believe it myself. But I'm giving it a try. Lets see what happens.